16 4 / 2014

shellsherlocked:

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ultrafacts:

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Women wear heels now so we don’t have to step in the blood of our enemies

Why aren’t cry rooms still a thing?

all i could think about while reading the second one was benedict cumberbatch benedict cumberbatch benedict cumberbatch

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16 4 / 2014

brundle-bambi:

grrspit:

zenodotus5:

cognitivedissonance:

brooklynmutt:

Now on your restaurant bill: Obamacare fee

I’m fine with this. If it means said place is complying with the ACA instead of trying to get around it by kicking their employees on to the exchanges via cutting hours to part-time, great. Here’s two dimes.

Twenty cents for a bill of over $20. So that employees get health insurance. This is a fucking ADVERTISEMENT for Obamacare.

^^^
No lie. 

You’re willing to pay 2.50 for an iced tea and 6.50 for a hot dog and yet you bitch about .20 going to give employees health coverage? Get outta my face.

brundle-bambi:

grrspit:

zenodotus5:

cognitivedissonance:

brooklynmutt:

Now on your restaurant bill: Obamacare fee

I’m fine with this. If it means said place is complying with the ACA instead of trying to get around it by kicking their employees on to the exchanges via cutting hours to part-time, great. Here’s two dimes.

Twenty cents for a bill of over $20. So that employees get health insurance. This is a fucking ADVERTISEMENT for Obamacare.

^^^

No lie. 

You’re willing to pay 2.50 for an iced tea and 6.50 for a hot dog and yet you bitch about .20 going to give employees health coverage? Get outta my face.

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16 4 / 2014

opheliaownsyou:

this photo is so important

opheliaownsyou:

this photo is so important

(Source: bythepowercosmic, via slytherin-in-the-tardis)

11 4 / 2014

sjanonymous:

keepcalm-andmarryron:

blooms-unwritten-life:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

That is the most fourteen year old thing I’ve ever heard.

are you kidding me?? that is the smartest thing i’ve ever heard like she literally fooled several adults into giving her the part that kicked off her incredibly successful career as an actress and let’s not pretend any of us were that clever when we were fourteen

When actresses are their characters

sjanonymous:

keepcalm-andmarryron:

blooms-unwritten-life:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

That is the most fourteen year old thing I’ve ever heard.

are you kidding me?? that is the smartest thing i’ve ever heard like she literally fooled several adults into giving her the part that kicked off her incredibly successful career as an actress and let’s not pretend any of us were that clever when we were fourteen

When actresses are their characters

(via nowyoukno)

11 4 / 2014

aseaofquotes:

Kiersten White, The Chaos of Stars
Submitted by bonkersforpotter.

aseaofquotes:

Kiersten White, The Chaos of Stars

Submitted by bonkersforpotter.

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11 4 / 2014

Am I a prude?

(Source: stephenamlls, via heyfunniest)

11 4 / 2014

tra-nsparent:

not my image just my edit

tra-nsparent:

not my image just my edit

09 4 / 2014

monkeywriter:

Me want

monkeywriter:

Me want

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09 4 / 2014

09 4 / 2014